Sarcasm is the most important thing in the universe, forever.

It makes conversation difficult to understand, and important pieces of sarcastic conversation can become important literature – although when written it loses its sarcasm and becomes fact.

This is a difficult introduction to this blog and I hope you enjoy it’s birth as much as its middle-aged and overweight future self. There is a chance that those reading this blog have ventured to its beginning to search for an opening statement or perhaps something to show it has evolved from happy and young to its hidious or frightfully mutated peresent self. This is true, I have ventured into the future and see what lies there and it is not pretty – I must juggle my beliefs and opinions as well as those important topics which get me into trouble more carefully. Remember the one last week?? Wow, how did I get myself into that topic?

I will now watch this post disappear as time passes and imagine those who search for it commenting about it, go ahead. Was what I saw in the looking-glass true or was I looking into my beer glass instead? I always mix those two up.

Stay tuned for much controversial..